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How To Bake A Cake
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Preheat oven; get out bowl, spoons and ingredients. Grease pan, crack nuts. Remove 18 toy blocks and 1 toy fire truck from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups flour; remove Billy's hand from flour; wash flour off him. Measure 1 more cup of flour to replace flour on floor. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl which Billy knocked on the floor. Get another bowl. Answer the doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Billy's hands from bowl. Wash Billy. Get out egg. Answer telephone. Return. Take out greased pan. Remove 1 inch of salt from pan. Look for Billy. Get another pan and grease it. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find Billy; remove his hands from bowl; was shortening, etc., etc. off him. Take up greased pan and find 1 inch layer of nutshells in it. Head for Billy, who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor. Wash off table. Wash down walls. Wash dishes. Turn off oven. Call the baker. Lie down!!!
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